Radio Free Marist

One super-long episode for this week!

- Talkin' 'bout living in a post-water society, the weather, Blik, and American Idol.
- Are American Idol contestants retarded?
- Listener correspondence: More pipe snakes, hold your wee for a Wii, stupid radio contest ideas, robots that build houses, and bagpiping.
- Are the Welsh the _______ of Great Britain?
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Reviews of New Food: Omaha Steaks.
- An article on young cooks leads us to reminisce about the Marist cafeteria for far too long.
- Media of the Week: Bruce Campbell's leading role in an Old Spice commercial and Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell.

- <a href="http://www.seasonshot.com/">Season shot</a>.
- What's wrong with this sentence: "Meanwhile in Cube, Cindy Sheahan marched with a mother of a Guantanamo prisoner, a New York firefighter killed on 9/11, and others to demand that the camp be closed." (The correct sentence can be found <a href="http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2007/jan/12/protesters_demand_us_close_guantanamo_prison/">here</a>)
- A Shmacky Tuna recipe.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Demographers Want To Know: What Ryan's been drinking, how much, where, and from what containers. Also, staplers.
- Evelyn Allen tells us how napkins kill.
- Media of the Week: <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=h_6Ka8in35c">Adventures of Ricardo</a> and <a href="http://www.willitblend.com/">Will It Blend?</a>

Another new theme song attempt. "We Are The Red Cavalry."

- Vintage clothing is ruined by the collars.
- Love Me, Love My Doll, the Real Doll documentary. (Thanks, Bobs' Yer Uncle)
- Listener correspondence: Drain snakes, Kenny Loggins, Over The Top: The Restaurant, Tigger, Slashfood, Jamie Oliver, and pound cake.
- The weatherman needs a new job in Caitlin's office.
- Celebrity birthdays.

New theme music? The Spinto Band's "Cool Week."

- Dick Clark shouldn't have shown up for his rockin' New Year's Eve this year.
- Caitlin's ideal superpower: Stats Woman.
- We missed Gov. Spitzer's Day One sprint.
- Listener correspondence.

- Audacity sponsored Intermission.

- Listener correspondence.
- Celebrity birthdays. Today, Kenny Loggins goes to the Birthday Zone.
- Millard Fillmore: Our first Dumb Guy president.
- Movie reviews: Broken Flowers and Children of Men.
- Media of the Week: Aleksey Vayner's video resume, Michael Cera's parody, and The Pipettes' "We Are The Pipettes."

- Favre's Favorite Falafels.
- Dumb baby names.
- Celebrity birthdays, and the history of Braille.
- And we discuss a lot of movies from 2006, many you should see, and a few you need to avoid. We're looking at you, <i>Me, You, And Everyone We Know</i>.
- The Essex Green's "This Isn't Farmlife"

- New theme music: Sufjan Stevens - "Inaugral Pop Music For Jane Margaret Byrne."
- The true meaning of Christmas is making money. We talk about our gifts.
- Gerald Ford picks a bad time to die, negating any positive feelings I might have had about him.
- Christmas traditions.
- Mystery <a href="http://www.themysteryhole.com/">holes</a>, spots, and houses. (<a href="http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Basics/sounds_from_hell.htm">Sounds from Hell</A>)
- More thongs, and cloned meat and milk.
- Celebrity birthdays.
- Media of the Week: An old <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-89770458144460734&q=dana+carvey+ford">Dana Carvey Show skit</a> about Gerald Ford dying.